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Mar. 11th, 2007

06:44 pm - Break Time

Joe's in Sioux Falls for a show today, so I get to paint the space (spare) room. Can't paint when he's home, because he hates the smell, but now that it's getting nice out, he's just going to have to find places to go more often so that I can get this place painted.

My parents came over earlier to bring the old ferret cage. Meph's dying and doesn't even have the strength to get to the 2nd floor of their new cage (where their bed is), so I put him in the old cage so that he doesn't have to try. I know he doesn't have long left to live, but I'm trying to make him as comfortable as possible for the rest of the time he has left (he has some wasting disease that the vet said nobody knows much about, so he's just wasting away to nothing.

Showed my mom my wedding dress when she was over. She loves it. My dad was giving me shit for buying it so soon, but it was on sale, so I figured I'd better get it while we could still afford it.

Better get back to work, still have half the room to go. Hope I'll have enough paint, as I don't have a car until Joe gets back.

Current Location: home
Current Mood: accomplishedblue, literally
Current Music: VNV Nation - Chrome

Feb. 28th, 2007

06:29 pm - Finally

I've been meaning to post some pictures of what my house looked like before I started doing stuff to it, so here they areCollapse )

Current Mood: accomplishedaccomplished

Feb. 23rd, 2007

01:58 am - Stolen from Erishkiegal

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next three sentences on your blog along with these instructions.
5. Don't you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest.

"Finally net income (or net loss) is determined.
Although practice varies, we have chosen in our illustrations and homework solutions to list expenses in order of magnitude.
Alternative formats for the income statement will be considered in later chapters."

My Accounting text book.

Current Mood: boredbored

Dec. 28th, 2006

12:31 am - Happy Thought of the Week

"How would you like to have the last name Hammer?"

Hehe. Nothing official yet, but yeah, that's happy.

Current Mood: gigglygiggly

Dec. 16th, 2006

01:16 pm

So last night was actually pretty fun. Went to the Grandstand, got pretty happy drunk, met my friend Nick's brother (not the Nick that you all heard way too much about last year) and proceeded to talk his ear off all night. Ran into another guy I know who works for social services. He told me that I'm basically guaranteed an interview for a case worker position that just opened up, so that's happy. Finished off the night with a trip to Chikadily's for food, where, once again, I had to puke before I could eat my toast. I don't know what it is, but the only time I ever puke when I'm drunk anymore is at Chikadily's. Guess that means I should quit going there.

Lazy day today, except I have to go up to the library at some point to take the finals for two of my classes. Other than that just reading, watching tv, and cleaning house until much later when I'll probably wind up at the Grandstand again.

Current Mood: sleepysleepy

May. 25th, 2006

08:30 pm

Swiped from erishkiegal

1) Are your parents married or divorced?

2) Are you a vegetarian?
Not a chance, I like me some meat

3) Do you believe in Heaven?
umm... no

4) Have you ever come close to dying?

5) What jewelry do you wear 24/7?
Just my nipple rings

6) What is the best meal you can cook?
Some chicken parmesan something-or-other

7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
That depends upon how they are prepared.

8) Do you wear makeup?
On occasion

10) Would you ever have plastic surgery?
that would be a no

11) What do you wear to bed?
depends on where I'm sleeping

12) Have you ever done anything illegal?
Hasn't everyone?

13) Can you roll your tongue?

14) Do you tweeze your eyebrows?
Now and then.

15) What kind of sneakers?

16) Do you believe in abortions?
I'll only say this, I enjoy having the right to decide whether or not I believe in them

17) What is your hair color?
now that it's back to it's natural color (mostly) sort of a reddish/blondish/brownish mess

18) Future child's name?
well, the agreed upon drunken answers were Kaisha and Gabriel Jordan

19) Do you snore?
Not that I know of

20) If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?

21) Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Not unless I'm very unhappy

22) If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
Buy that house I want and then make it liveable

23) Gold or silver?

24) Hamburger or hot dog?

25) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

26.) City, beach or country?
any of the above.... except maybe the beach

27) Who was the last person you touched that you aren't dating?
umm.... I think I hit Buzz on the back of the head Saturday night

28) Where did you eat last?

29) When's the last time you cried?
last night

30) Why were you crying?
stupid bullshit

31) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
Of course.

32) Ever been involved with the police?
Not romantically

33) What's your favorite shampoo/conditioner and soap?
Herbal Essences or Suave, they're cheap and smell good

34) Do you talk in your sleep?
not sure, I know i have in the past

35) Ocean or pool?

36) What's your favorite song at the moment?
Wumpscut - Wreath of Barbs (Gods, that's been my favorite song for far too long, I need to find a new one)

37) What's your favorite color(s)?

38) Window seat or aisle?

39) Ever met anyone famous?
I met Ronan Harris, but I'm sure most Americans wouldn't consider him famous

40) Do you feel that you've had a truly successful life?
Not yet, I've got a long way to go

41) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?

42) Which author has had the greatest influence upon you?
Robert Heinlein

43) Basketball or Football?

44) How long do your showers last?
'bout half an hour

45) Do you drive a stick?
I can, but I don't

46) Cake or ice cream?
Ice cream.

47) Are you self-conscious?
Sometimes, depends on the situation

49) Have you ever given money to a bum?
Yes, but I usually only give food

50) When was your first real crush?
Probably when I was 7 or so

51) Where do you wish you were?
Right now I'm okay with being home

53) Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
don't think so

54) Can you tango?

55) Last gift you received?
a Guiness shirt

56) Last sport you played?
I don't

57) Things you spend a lot of money on?
Gas, but that's not such a big problem anymore.... now that I'm not driving 300 miles every weekend

58) Where do you live?

60) Last wedding attended?
My sister's

61) Favorite fast food restaurant?

63) Most hated food(s)?

65) Can you sing?
Haha, no

66) Last person you imd?
Ernie, maybe, I dunno, it was quite awhile ago

67) What's your least fav. chores?
bathroom... though not so bad since I haven't had any male roommates in awhile

68) Favorite drink (non alc)?
Mt. Dew

69) Current Crush?
Just the one, and I'm sure you all know who that is.

Current Mood: calmcalm

Apr. 10th, 2006

01:35 pm - Eh, What the Hell

Stolen from rainfromheaven

Go to Wikipedia and look up your birth month and day (exclude the year). List three facts, two births and one death in your journal, including the year.

December 1

1835 - Hans Christian Andersen publishes first book of fairy tales
1952 - The New York Daily News reports the first successful sexual reassignment operation.
1955 - American Civil Rights Movement: In Montgomery, Alabama, seamstress Rosa Parks refuses to give her bus seat to a white man and is arrested for violating the city's racial segregation laws, an incident which leads to the Montgomery Bus Boycott.

1935 - Woody Allen, American film director, actor, and comedian
1940 - Richard Pryor, American actor, comedian (d. 2005)

1947 - Aleister Crowley, English occultist (b. 1875)

Current Mood: boredbored

Apr. 4th, 2006

03:35 pm - Quote of the Day

"It's good to see women with the guts to do what they want."
- The lady at the post office, referring to my hair -

and, one more

"I just can't believe that Joe would be okay with that."
- My mom, also referring to my hair -

Current Mood: apatheticbah

Mar. 29th, 2006

01:49 pm

Stolen from drunkieflunk

You Are New York

Cosmopolitan and sophisticated, you enjoy the newest in food, art, and culture.
You also appreciate a good amount of grit - and very little shocks you.
You're competitive, driven, and very likely to succeed.

Famous people from New York: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Tupac Shakur, Woody Allen
What American City Are You?

Current Mood: boredbored

Mar. 9th, 2006

11:48 am - Stolen from Erishkiegal

ConfessionsCollapse )

Mar. 6th, 2006

11:09 pm - Because I haven't posted enough today...

Stolen from sinister7133

You scored as Married. You will get married for you like being with another person. Someone to share your life with, kids are not the primary cause.




M. W. Kids


Single by mistake


Single by choice


Will you stay single or get married?
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Stolen from erishkiegal

The Twelve Days of Christmas
for rainbowbryte78:
Day #Who?What they got you
1sta tube of strawberry-flavoured lube, laced with epoxy
2nda rainbow wig doused in pheromones
3rdA lite brite with a dirty message inscribed
4tha strap-on
5thA forty pronged whip for lashing all of your friends
6thmost of a dead hooker
7tha strap-on
8thpubic dandruff shampoo
9tha fishnet body stocking
10thA nude portrait of your done from memory - when they were standing outside your bedroom window
11tha TiVo full of porn
12tha confused homeless man bearing a sign that says, 'i'm a slave for you'
Take this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com
( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )

Current Mood: chipperchipper

02:03 pm - Quiz Stuff

<td align="center">Sagittarius

You are fun loving and independent, and you don’t like any of your partners to get in the way of that. You enjoy having a lot of flings and short term relationships because you get bored in a long term one.
In bed you are demanding of your partner. You want to have hot sex all of the time. You also like to experiment sexually, with different positions and fantasies.
Sex matches: Aries, Leo, Libra

Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

You Have a Melancholic Temperament

Introspective and reflective, you think about everything and anything.
You are a soft-hearted daydreamer. You long for your ideal life.
You love silence and solitude. Everyday life is usually too chaotic for you.

Given enough time alone, it's easy for you to find inner peace.
You tend to be spiritual, having found your own meaning of life.
Wise and patient, you can help people through difficult times.

At your worst, you brood and sulk. Your negative thoughts can trap you.
You are reserved and withdrawn. This makes it hard to connect to others.
You tend to over think small things, making decisions difficult.
What Temperment Are You?

Your Personality Is

Rational (NT)

You are both logical and creative. You are full of ideas.
You are so rational that you analyze everything. This drives people a little crazy!

Intelligence is important to you. You always like to be around smart people.
In fact, you're often a little short with people who don't impress you mentally.

You seem distant to some - but it's usually because you're deep in thought.
Those who understand you best are fellow Rationals.

In love, you tend to approach things with logic. You seek a compatible mate - who is also very intelligent.

At work, you tend to gravitate toward idea building careers - like programming, medicine, or academia.

With others, you are very honest and direct. People often can't take your criticism well.

As far as your looks go, you're coasting on what you were born with. You think fashion is silly.

On weekends, you spend most of your time thinking, experimenting with new ideas, or learning new things.
The Three Question Personality Test

Current Music: Green Day - Holiday

Feb. 14th, 2006

06:08 pm - Blah Blah Blah

You Are a Light Pink Rose

You represent sweetness and grace.

Your vibe: Kind and gentle

Falling in love with you: is like falling in love with a best friend
What Color Rose Are You?

You Are Chocolate Caramel Kiss Lip Gloss

Saying that you're one of a kind is ... well ... an understatement.
You're unusual, quirky, wacky - and you love to challenge people.

And you are a total trendsetter. Your friends are quick to copy your fashion and music tastes.
Which is why chocolate caramel is your perfect flavor. It's as rare and outrageous as you are.
What Flavor Lip Gloss Are You?

You Should Be With a Water Sign!

Your best match is a Cancer, Scorpio, or Pisces

Why? You crave intimacy and connection in your relationship
And while most guys can't open up enough for you, a Water Sign can
Not that you're whole relationship will be soul gazing
A Water Sign matches your goofy sense of humor - and desire to help others.
What Sign Should You Date?

Well, Joe is a Scorpio.....

Current Mood: boredbored

10:32 am - The Good, the Bad, and the Me

Stolen from stevec, rainfromheaven, and erishkiegal

Mainly doing this out of curiosity, but ya'll should go here and do this for me.

The positive:

and the negative:

Current Mood: bouncybouncy

Feb. 8th, 2006

11:07 pm

This journal is "friends only"

11:06 pm

I can't write right now, I still have images of exploding babies in my head. I usually have a love-hate relationship with most well-written books, and this was definitely one of those.

Since I can't write, I shall steal this from seattlemark:

You fit in with:

Your ideals mostly resemble that of a Humanist. Although you do not have a lot of faith, you are devoted to making this world better, in the short time that you have to live. Humanists do not generally believe in an afterlife, and therefore, are committed to making the world a better place for themselves and future generations.

0% scientific.
80% reason-oriented.

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Current Mood: moodydisturbed

Feb. 7th, 2006

10:48 pm - hahahaha

stolen from sinister7133 and rainfromheaven

<td align="center"> Mindy --

A real life muppet

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Current Mood: amusedamused

Jan. 10th, 2006

06:15 pm - Dream

Me, Joe, another girl, and another guy were running away from this boarding-house-type place. We stopped at a pet store to steal cedar chips for the ferrets. After leaving the pet store we discovered that the brakes in my car didn't work (there was also a brake pedal in the back seat for some reason), so we were going 50mph through traffic and unable to slow down or stop. That's when I woke up.

Current Mood: sleepysleepy

Jan. 8th, 2006

06:39 pm - Now that I'm home

and can actually resize the pics:

The Rest of the Pics from New Year'sCollapse )


Jan. 6th, 2006

05:43 pm - The Moment You've All Been Waiting For.... Haha, Right

New Year's Eve Pictures!!Collapse )

Current Mood: bouncybouncy

Jan. 2nd, 2006

12:41 pm

Mechanical Intelligent Neohuman Designed for Yelling

Current Mood: boredbored

Jan. 1st, 2006

12:38 pm - Just Because

by limitedbythesky

rainbowbryte78's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 25% Politically Correct!)

Started : 01st January 2006 05:30:56 AM

Ended : 01st January 2006 07:50:34 PM
Alco Money! : $ 374

Guests of Honour

lola_x_lola is a radiant Agnostic. lola_x_lola drank 4 Rums.
blautsauger is an animated Muslim and a usual visitor to the A&E department on a Saturday night. blautsauger drank 17 Lagers, 2 Whiskeys.
stevec is a jaunty Wiccan. stevec drank 7 Sambuccas, 11 Pernods, 2 Stouts.
eusticex is a bitter Fundementalist Christian and a newbie drinker. eusticex decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
rainbowbryte78 is an edgy Wiccan. rainbowbryte78 drank 5 Red Wines, 1 Pulque.
rachelleew is a powerless Taoist. rachelleew drank 2 Sambuccas.
fearthuinn is a buoyant Muslim. fearthuinn drank 7 Whiskeys.
nigeltoastwater is a melancholy Agnostic and a rather poor excuse for a drinker. nigeltoastwater drank 11 Red Wines.
november_winds is a good-natured Atheist. november_winds drank 7 Vodkas, 3 Pilsners, 1 Sambucca.
rainfromheaven is a psychotic Wiccan and a newbie drinker who finds much folly in hijacking wheelchairs from the crippled. rainfromheaven drank 7 Gins, 3 Pilsners, 1 Stout, 2 Cognacs.
invaderjaneen is a detestable Fundementalist Christian who is apparently leasing their soul to the devil. invaderjaneen decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
lilmizdanger is a paranoid Hindu and a prolific barfer, particularly at parties such as this. lilmizdanger drank 11 Vodkas.


By morning rainbowbryte78's cat had been dyed a unique vomity shade. Oh debauchery! How you have soiled rainbowbryte78's kitty!


'God is Dead!' proclaimed stevec. 'stevec is dead!' retorted invaderjaneen. Thankfully rainbowbryte78 managed to step in before the minor dispute turned into a major war.

rainbowbryte78's party ended in disaster after november_winds suggested that eusticex fondled Polar Bears for Christ. Please remember that these are only rumours at this stage.


There is a high probability that after last nights ahem....display of affection that november_winds and rainfromheaven will be announcing november_winds's glorious pregnancy pretty soon.

The Drunkest

In my day a man could handle his drink. A friend of mine could drink a gallon of bourboun in one sitting and could
still drive home, beat his wife and have enough energy to sleep with her afterward!

Random Events

stevec declared their undieing love for invaderjaneen before proceeding to nibble their earlobes tenderly.

november_winds was expelled from the house at 06 PM for taking a piss in a fishtank

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Current Mood: sleepysleepy

Dec. 22nd, 2005

12:11 pm

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Become one with my inner sociopath.

Get your resolution here

What The Hell Happened Last Night?
LJ Username
What did you drink?
You wake up in the morning next to: poisonedgrace
...who is wearing: a Strongbad costume
...and rolls over to you to say: Are you putting the kettle on?
...and then: takes the day off work to stay in bed with you
This cool quiz by joneccleston - Taken 219160 Times.
New! Get Free Daily Horoscopes from Kwiz.Biz

Dec. 13th, 2005

12:34 pm - Thought This Was Amusing

Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From
Venus" offered by an English professor from the University of British

The professor told his class one day: "Today we will experiment with
a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person
will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. As
homework tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short
story. You will e-mail your partner that paragraph and send another copy
to me. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another
paragraph to the story and send it back, also sending another copy to
me. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on
back-and-forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in
order to keep the story coherent. There will be absolutely NO talking
outside of the e-mails, and anything you wish to say must be written in
the e-mail. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been

The following was actually turned in by two of his English
students:Rebecca and Gary.

THE STORYfirst paragraph by Rebecca)

AT first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The
chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now
reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he
liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind
off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about
him too much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of
the question.

(second paragraph by Gary)
Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack
squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think
about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie
with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to
Geostation 17," he said into his transgalactic communicator. "Polar
orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..." But before he could
sign off a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a
hole through his ship's cargo bay.The jolt from the direct hit sent him
flying out of his seat and across the cockpit.

He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he
felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman
who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its
pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4.
"Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel,"
Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news simultaneously
excited her and bored her. She stared out the window, dreaming of her
youth, when the days had passed unhurriedly and carefree, with no
newspaper to read, no television to distract her from her sense of
innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her.. "Why must one
lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered wistfully.

Little did she know it, but she had less than 10 seconds to live.
Thousands of miles above the city, the Anu'udrian mothership launched
The first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dim-witted wimpy peaceniks
who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace Disarmament Treaty through the
congress had left Earth a defenceless target for the hostile alien
empires who were determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours
after the passage of the treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for
Earth, carrying enough fire power to pulverize the entire planet. With
no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The
lithium Fusion missile entered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President,
in his top-secret mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off
the coast of Guam, felt the inconceivably massive explosion, which
vaporized poor, stupid, Laurie and 85 million other Americans. The
President slammed his fist on the conference table. "We can't allow
this! I'm going to veto that treaty! Let's blow 'em out of the sky!"

This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My
writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic semi-literate adolescent.

Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at
writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh, shall I have
chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of F---ING TEA??? Oh no,
I'm such an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels!"

A s s h o l e.

B i t c h


Go drink some tea. W h o r e.

A+: I really liked this one

Current Mood: amusedamused

Dec. 8th, 2005

01:04 pm - Yup, that's me

stolen from seattlemark

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||| 40%
Stability |||||||||||| 50%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 56%
Accommodation |||||||||| 36%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||| 16%
Religious |||||| 23%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||| 30%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||||||| 36%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 70%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 70%
Cautiousness |||||||||| 36%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||||| 30%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Female cliche |||||||||||||| 56%
Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com

trait snapshot:
does not make friends easily, secretive, introverted, reclusive, observer, dislikes leadership, somewhat socially awkward, does not like to stand out, dislikes large parties, values solitude, solitary, avoidant, ambivalent about fitting in, not dominant, unassertive, suspicious, prudent, unadventurous, worrying, weird, intellectual, frequently second guesses self

Current Mood: boredbored

Dec. 5th, 2005

04:36 pm

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In May I stole nigeltoastwater's purse (-30 points). In January sinister7133 and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In August I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last month on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In July I signed my organ donor card (28 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-91 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!


Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:

Current Mood: boredbored

Nov. 21st, 2005

10:20 pm - lol

stole this from stevec:

The Centers for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The spokesman for the CDC said that it has been decided to name of this new STD as Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him.").
Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having reporting being screwed for the past 4 years, and this in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome disease.
Cognitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to:
* anti-social personality disorder traits;
* delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor;
* a unique form of expressive aphasia, specifically a mangling of
the English language;
* extreme cognitive dissonance;
* inability to incorporate new information;
* pronounced xenophobia;
* inability to accept responsibility for actions;
* marked cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado;
* uncontrolled facial smirking;
* ignorance of geography and history;
* tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and
* a strong propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing behavior.
The disease has spread rapidly from the Washington, D.C. area. Naturalists and epidemiologists believe this amazing, baffling and malignant disease originated only a few years ago from exposure to a Texas shrub.

Current Mood: amusedamused

Nov. 17th, 2005

08:10 pm - hahahahaha

stolen from seattlemark

You scored as Violent. You are violent. To you there is nothing better than a good spank. You like scratching and biting 'cause that's what people are for.


















What is your sexual style?
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Current Mood: amusedamused

Nov. 15th, 2005

10:31 am

stolen from rainfromheaven

Your Heart Is Purple

For you, love is about establishing and developing a deep connection.
If it's true love, it brings you more wisdom and inner strength.

Your flirting style: Sincere

Your lucky first date: An afternoon at a tea house

Your dream lover: Is both thoughtful and expressive

What you bring to relationships: Understanding
What Color Heart Do You Have?

Current Mood: boredbored
Current Music: T&C - Hate Song

Nov. 14th, 2005

09:59 pm - lalala

stolen from sinister7133

You scored as Borderline Personality Disorder. Congratulations! You have BPD! You know how to see things in black and white, desperately cling to unstable relationships and are a master of wrist-banging... rational emotions? Who needs 'em!


Borderline Personality Disorder


Unipolar Depression


Antisocial Personality Disorder


Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder


Eating Disorders




Which mental disorder do you have?
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Current Mood: boredbored

09:08 pm

Stolen from seattlemark

<td align="center">Intelligence

Intelligence is most important in a boyfriend/girlfriend. You like to be able to talk about everything that is on your mind, and if your partner can't keep up, well, you know. You are very attracted to someone who can challenge you, and make you see things in a whole new way.

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Nov. 13th, 2005

06:14 pm - Post #3

Yes, I'm procrastinating.... I don't want to type up another long post until after I go to the store for food and soda, and it's fucking cold out!!
Anyway, stole this from blautsauger, because I thought it somewhat accurate, I don't think my exes would agree with the "Good when found" part though.

Spontanious. Horny.High sex appeal.
Rare to find. Good when found.
Loves being in long relationships.

Current Mood: coldcold

Nov. 9th, 2005

11:55 am - It's been awhile since I've posted one of these.....

01. Who are you?
02. Are we friends?
03. When did you first "friend" me?
04. Why did you first "friend" me?
05. What posts of mine do you like to read the best?
06. What would you like me to write about that I don't?
07. Do you think we would be friends in real life?
08. How often do you read my journal?
09. What do we have in common?
10. When and how did we meet?
11. Do you have a crush on me?
12. Would you kiss me?
13. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
14. Describe me in one word.
15. What was your first impression?
16. Do you still think that way about me now?
17. What reminds you of me?
18. If you could give me anything what would it be?
19. How well do you know me?
20. When's the last time you saw me?
21. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
22. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?

Current Mood: boredbored

Nov. 7th, 2005

05:18 pm - Hahahaha

Actually saw this about 6 months ago, but still think it's funny as hell.

This is a newsletter that St. Mary's church in Colorado Springs sent out:

If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in.
The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very
dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

~St. Mary's Catholic Church

Current Mood: amusedamused

Nov. 6th, 2005

09:56 pm - Only 5 More Days!!!


Anyway, nothing else to say, so I shall post this:

Stolen from seattlemark and sinister7133

create your own visited states map

Current Mood: boredbored

Oct. 31st, 2005

05:45 pm

stolen from rainfromheaven

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Oct. 21st, 2005

01:21 pm

Quiz StuffCollapse )

Current Mood: boredbored

12:26 pm - New Pictures!!!

Behind a cut because I'm nice like thatCollapse )

Current Mood: boredbored

Oct. 19th, 2005

01:35 pm

my pet!

Current Mood: amusedamused

Oct. 13th, 2005

09:23 am - I know I never post picture pages

But I had forgotten that these even existedCollapse )

Thank you blautsauger

Current Mood: boredbored
Current Music: Melotron - Stirb fur Mich

Oct. 11th, 2005

02:50 pm - Actually I look really bad with orange hair

Your Hair Should Be Orange

Expressive, deep, and one of a kind.
You pull off "weird" well - hardly anyone notices.
What's Your Funky Inner Hair Color?

Current Mood: boredbored

Oct. 8th, 2005

10:24 am - I can't sleep in!!!

Regardless of what time I go to bed, I haven't been able to sleep past 10am. This sucks.

So anyway, I had a dream that I was dating a guy with three penises and found it rather repulsive.

Current Mood: tiredtired

Oct. 6th, 2005

02:02 pm - hahahaha

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...
Your Score:Average For All UsersAverage For All Straight Pink-Skinned 23 to 29-Year old Females
(349 total)
Dating3.85%33.27%24.65%Gone steady
Self-Lovin'37.88%61.73%60.36%When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself
Shamelessness30.65%78.06%70.49%Puts 'em on the glass
Sex Drive35.71%76.14%67.99%I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'!
Straightness1.85%40.63%17.2%Knows the other body type like a map
Gayness55.56%79.59%82.81%Had that experience at camp
Dominant68.33%87.56%83.38%Not afraid to tie the knot
Submissive20.63%87.97%79.75%Feels uncomfortable without manacles on
Fucking Sick79.59%90.41%87.45%Refreshingly normal
Total Score42.59%74.57%68.34%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0
and see how you match up!

(By The Ferrett)

Current Mood: amusedamused

Sep. 30th, 2005

01:35 pm - Alright, before I go

The MEMECollapse )

Current Mood: boredbored

Sep. 10th, 2005

02:19 pm

stolen from seattlemark and rainfromheaven

WATER OF AIR. You're aloof, depressed and seasoned. You'd make a good psychologist, executioner, black widow, arsenic poisoner, heretic queen or commentator. You're too witty for your own good. Have to get up early in the morny morn to fool you, as you spot lies a mile away. And WOE TO THOSE who dare attempt such a stupid move. You're Jamie Lee Curtis in Halloween, when she cuts Michael's head off. You're Anne Robinson, the host of The Weakest Link!
Quiz created by Polly Snodgrass.

Current Mood: boredbored

Aug. 24th, 2005

03:26 pm

Because I am That BoredCollapse )

Current Mood: boredbored

Aug. 16th, 2005

01:33 pm

stolen from throttlekitty and erishkiegal

1) Reply with your name and I'll respond with something random about you.
2) I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3) I'll pick a flavor/color of jello to wrestle with you in.
4) I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5) I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6) I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7) I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8) If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal. You MUST. It is written.

Aug. 14th, 2005

12:11 am

Wow, it feels weird to not be at the Noc Noc on a Saturday night. Kinda peaceful though. So in place of going to the Noc Noc, I shall post this:

Whats does your personality rate from 1-10? by morning_prayer
Your first full name
Your personality rates a10
your best quality isyour style
your worst quality isnothing! lucky you ;)
this is becauseof who you are inside
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Current Mood: boredbored

Aug. 9th, 2005

12:55 am - Yup

You Know You're From South Dakota When...

During a storm you check the cattle before you check the kids.

The local gas station sells live bait.

You don't buy all your vegetables at the grocery store.

You know the code names for everyone on the CB.

You'll skip your cousin's funeral for the first day of deer season.

You don't clean up the dog's mess because it's just fertilizer.

It takes 30 seconds to reach your destination and it's clear across town.

You can tell the smell of a skunk and the smell of a feed lot apart.

You consider a building a mall if it's bigger than the local Wal-Mart

The first, and perhaps only celebrity you've ever met is Captain 11.

Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting on I-90 for the "follow me" car to come back during road construction.

"Vacation" means stopping off at Wall Drug for Friday night dinner and a drive through the Badlands early Saturday morning, with the rest of the weekend driving through the Black Hills before heading home for Sunday night chores.

Your school classes were canceled because of cold. And cold means 10 below zero.

You know not only 'what' but 'where' Sturgis is. And, your first big trip in life was to see Mt. Rushmore and visit the Flintstone's Bedrock City in Custer.

A big shopping trip is going to Sioux Falls - Empire Mall. Minneapolis, if you are really living.

You know all 4 seasons: Almost winter, winter, HOT HOT HOT, and winter again.

There is a McDonald's in every town with a population of 1,000 or more. Over 1,000, there is a McDonald's on each end of town.

Eight-foot tall snow piles divide the lane down the middle of Main Street from November through March.

Pop is a Coke and soda involves ice cream and root beer.

You plug your car in at night, but it's not to charge the batteries.

You could always count on the local truck stop or The Happy
Chef for the best breakfast in town.

Aside from pheasants, mosquitos are the state bird.

Menards on any weekend is busier than the toy stores at Christmas

Praire dogs outnumber people 10 to 1

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from South Dakota.

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Current Mood: exhaustedexhausted

Jul. 31st, 2005

09:07 pm

stolen from fearthuinn

I am Mount Everest!
Which Extremity of the World Are You?
From the towering colossi at Rum and Monkey.

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